Elliot's Halloween Party

So that time of the year is here again and Elliot Rubin and his lovely girlfriend Christen Orr held an awesome Halloween party. Just about everyone showed up in costume and we had a really great time. Chad ended up getting so wasted that he passed out on the front porch. He kept mumbling "Go away" to anyone that walked up.

We had a costume contest with 3 awards given out: 1st place, 2nd place, and most original. A guy dressed as a civil war soldier won 1st place (his costume was very complete and accurate), Oscar the Grouch (Desha Beamer) won 2nd place and I won "most original" for being a Headless Jock.

Elliot came as fucking Flava Flav and looked wonderfully black. Christen was an egyptian mummy queen and actually looked very elegant. The most memorable costume (if that award existed) was the giant penis dude. He and strawberry shortcake had some pretty hot moves. haha.

Ashley came as a mummy, Peyton came as the Devil in a blue dress, Desha came as Oscar the grouch and I came as the Headless Jock.



You can also see all the photos of the night by checking out the photogallery.

I got some great videos too. My favorite 2 were of Lauren doing an amazing arm twist trick that I thought I'd only see on the internet.

The second video is of Christen shocking the shit out of Sarah. Christen had this pack of gum that she was offering everyone to have a peice. Most were so drunk they didnt know it was hooked up to a car battery. I captured Sarah's attack on video. Click on the thumbnail you want to see below.

VIDEOSarah gets shocked

VIDEOLauren acts like a Russian gymnast

The Bovinian Moments of Desha

Desha. Shes a great chick, she really is. Something i've started noticing about her is how she drops her mouth open when completely engaged in something. It's really funny. I am now going to make it a habit of photographing these occurances and documenting them here.

This most recent time she went down to New Orleans with her boyfriend Peyton (who is a complete badass) to pack up their belongings. She started sending me powerful images of the aftermath from Katrina and Rita. As I was scrolling through them guess what I saw? Yep, desha with her mouth hanging wide open! ahah I love it.

Desha, i think you're the best!

Blackie Fleras turns 32

Ok, so this is a little late but Federico's birthday was September 22. I am only updating this because he's the baddest muthah around. You got a problem - you call the Wolf. So as you can see from these photos, we had a good time.

Oddly, he brought what I call, "his other life." Apparently he has an entirely separate but equal group of mexican friends that he claims he sees regularly. Of course they will tell you they are from Argentina or some crap but we all know what they really are. haha jk dude.

Ashley brought him baloons and some Smithwicks! I made the fucker a flash animation and bought him a cake. Then I homo-fied it by putting barbie stuff all over it. The center piece was a barbie cut-out wafer. That poor son of a bitch breaks it up and feeds it to his followers like a priest during communion. Gotta love it.

In attendance that day were Shaun, Sarah, Ashley, Robert!, Clara, and Mike Long. Fede ended up releasing the baloons only to later find an American Bald Eagle had flown into one. Tragically, as it popped, it snapped around the eagles head much the same way a bear trap works. Unable to navigate the eagle crashed.

Of course, since he is such a Mexican he cannot grasp the severity of his actions.

The Flash animation that I made him took about 3-4 hours. Not too bad considering i had to learn the program and how to convert the video to flash video. In case you're wondering what the hell we were talking about: It was Cinco de Mayo and the following day we were going to go skydiving. Of course, humor is the best way to diffuse a nervous situation so we were going through the possibilities of horrifying experiences. Federico just happens to be amazing at impersonating things such as a limp body falling through the air at 120mph so I taped it.

For his birthday, I animated it. Plus I hoffed him! Haha fucker. Well I hope you guys enjoy it.

Click Here to view the animation